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9 hours ago

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5, via crystallized-teardrops)

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snarg:

truth or dare more like perform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via penisbearcats)

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

f-romanoff-13:

agentdarcy:

friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

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Why was this cut? I need that scene in the film!

this would literally be me in any huge disaster

(via idonthaveaboner)

9 hours ago
prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”
sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but
9 hours ago

mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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(via laugh-addict)

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